FINAL EPISODE COMMENTARY

[Chad]

I happen to think it's really rude to just completely write someone off like that and not even address them. Like show some common fucking courtesy. Even if you have your mind made up, show a little respect to the person that successfully got themselves to the end. Unless you have some legitimate reason to hate them, I think it's just arrogant and rude tbh. And it's not even because I like Jeff. I don't love him like a lot of people here do. I just think some of these people on jury are acting really gross.

[Caryn]

Yeah, and if Tina somehow wins this thing I have NO doubt in my mind she'll be the worst winner in Stranded History.

[Chad]

Tina's not winning. I think Jeff has 4 votes locked in and those random Tina votes are pretty much going to ensure a Jeff victory, which is lulzy in and of itself.

[Caryn]

Tina already has Stacey/Hayden votes, and it looks like she might get Chris's as well.

And it appears Ramona is voting Kimmi.

So Jeff needs 4 votes to win.

[Courtney]

Is Stacey a Tina vote?

Voting for the goat is basically a protest vote.

[Chad]

Jeff has Debb, Denise, Carter, and now Rich. So he's got the 4. The rando Tina votes are guaranteeing him a victory which I'm sure is not the intention of the voters alol.

[Chad]

The only thing we don't know is if Hayden was serious about voting for Tina.

[Chad]

OK. Richard's questions are funny. I aloled at the Salem Witch Trials haiku.

[Ashley Underwood]

Tina's not winning. I think Jeff has 4 votes locked in and those random Tina votes are pretty much going to ensure a Jeff victory, which is lulzy in and of itself.

So far the pre-votes are:

Jeff - Carter/Debb/Denise

Kimmi - Ramona

Tina - Stacey

[Chad]

Thanks Ashley. Ironically I actually can read and already knew that. But you're showing your importance again.

[John Cochran]

Thanks Ashley. Ironically I actually can read and already knew that. But you're showing your importance again.

She's just trying to help the lazy people that don't sift through confessionals

Like me

[Ashley Underwood]

edit: @ Chad



For one, you were wrong about Jeff having four votes, and secondly - it was for everyone's benefit. If I wanted to be important I would just turn off everyone's confessional viewing permission and make all info come through me.

Good idea....

@Cochran

[Caryn]

Can one of you hosts tell Ramona to fuck off? Like, her turn is done, tell her to stop posting in there.

[Chad]

I'll try to be good but reading that Jate ranking tonight did NOT put me in a friendly mood.

[Chad]

edit: @ Chad



For one, you were wrong about Jeff having four votes, and secondly - it was for everyone's benefit. If I wanted to be important I would just turn off everyone's confessional viewing permission and make all info come through me.

Good idea....

@Cochran

Listen cuntface. Don't quote my post and then pretend you weren't talking to me.

RICHARD SAID HE IS VOTING JEFF IN THE JURY HAUS PRETTY FUCKING CONVINCINGLY WHICH WAS WHY I WAS COUNTING HIM FOR JEFF. So no. I was not wrong. I am actually paying attention.

[Ashley Underwood]

I'll try to be good but reading that Jate ranking tonight did NOT put me in a friendly mood.

lmao just saw it. I was a mess

[Courtney]

I remember the one time, that singular time I got to the end, the debate got so intense (my victory was 3-2-2 vote, lots of opinions, I actually was supposed to be the goat), near the end, jury members were arguing in the final TC.

I don't mind jury members chiming in, basically.

[Caryn]

Kimmi & Tina take FOREVER.

I have a bedtime!

[Chad]

This is actually going pretty quickly. Except for Tina.

[Courtney]

If I were playing, I'd vote for Kimmi

As an observer, I'd vote for Jeff

I would never vote for Tina as either