Droppin' Truths with Teresa & Mia

[Teresa]

It's all good! Yeah I think I took Dave out at f7 and he was super angry about that. Soooo mad lol. And I also thought it was funny how people would target Jenna every single round and I would save her because she was my partner, lol.

I have good luck with the partner twist idk why.

[Mia Galeotalanza]

Truth: Mia is a bad bitch, but Teresa is badder <3

[Caryn]

Lol, all bad bitches are pussies. Evil bitches is where it's at. And I'm the only evil bitch here so....

[Mia Galeotalanza]

Truth: Caryn dribble is real, and it's dangerous.

[Teresa]

Truth: Mia is a bad bitch, but Teresa is badder <3

<3

lol Caryn get the fuck out of our thread.

[Caryn]

Big mistake there, Teresa. You don't know want to piss off the spawn of satan now do you?

[Mia Galeotalanza]

Truth: Mia is a bad bitch, but Teresa is badder <3

<3

lol Caryn get the fuck out of our thread.

Truth: This is Mia and Teresa's thread.

Truth: Caryn has a corner for a reason.

[Teresa]

Truth: ily Mia and Caryn is just trying to gain an allstar spot so we can boot her.

[Caryn]

Listen Teresa, I want to tell you a little story about my childhood, and it all starts at Summer Camp. Oh, those were good, funny times. You see, most of the campers were unfortunate, who would do anything for a candy bar. Maybe I took advantage, maybe I was rough with them. I would get hurt very often, and the camp doctor would always make me sit out of the fun events. Fortunately, I later got the doctor involved in something unethical so he'd cut me some slack. One night, I had a "camp epiphany" if you will, that my papa died. The very next morning I found out that my epiphany had become a reality, and I had to leave camp early.

Without Papa, I was very lonely at home. My mother would always go out every night and get wasted, and I had no siblings. So one day, while my mother was passed out, I decided to stroll into town and buy a couple of pigs a nice man was selling on the street. I put them in a cage in the basement that my mother always used to, in her words, "teach me a lesson". I named them Pavlov and Franklin. Every night after my mom left to get wasted, I would always go down to the basement and play with my pigs. And my pigs LOVED playing with each other, and they cared for each other's happiness. However, I was a very foolish child back then, and didn't realize I had to feed them. So one night when I went down to play them, I saw what truly was one of the most horrifying things I'd ever seen: Pavlov ate Franklin. I couldn't stand the sight of it, so I quickly ran up to my bedroom and cried for hours straight.

So there I was, lying in bed, composing in my mind like the deaf Beethoven. I just didn't understand why Pavlov ate Franklin when he cared for his happiness. I mean, if we were truly considerate of someone's happiness, we wouldn't eat them, right? I was so confused, but then it hit me: Eating someone is caring for their happiness. Think about it, if someone has a TASTE to them, than eating them is best for their happiness, because things with taste are supposed to be eaten. And a pig has a taste.

And Teresa, you most definitely have a taste. You just seem so tender and positively juicy. What is your secret? I've said it before, you have a taste. I guess what I'm trying to say here is..... I will EAT you, Teresa. After I eat your children! And your children's children!


But yeah, thanks for listening! :)

[Ashley Underwood]

wut.

[Teresa]

It's because I'm always moist.

[Mia Galeotalanza]

I saw a wall of test from Caryn and I rapidly averted my eyes.

And then I saw a post from Ashley and didn't know which direction to turn.

[Scout]

Do not fuck with Teresa. Ever.

[Caryn]

Do not fuck with Teresa. Ever.

Hello, my name is Caryn, the biggest evil bitch in town.

And you must be Scout, otherwise known as a piece of old trash who has faded into obscurity. Nice to meet you!

[Scout]

You're forgetting something: I don't care.

But nice to meet you too.

[Jeff Probst]

scuntgoddessa <33333

Scunt can you rub your musk on Debb so she can be at least 1/10th as awesome as you were...

[Teresa]

HI Scunt baby <3

[Katie Collins]

What's the point of Caryn's corner if she isn't restricted to it? Wasn't it made to compartmentalise all her drivel in the first place?

[Ashley Underwood]

Woah Jeff you didn't even need to explain why Scout was so revered. That one post said it all.

[Mia Galeotalanza]

I really want to see Scunt destroy Ashley.