Are we allowed <3 threads? Jeff <3 here!

[Kel]

I am only lurking minimally, but every time I read pms and confeshes, I am totally drawn to Jeff. He has the smooth balancing everywhere thing going on with a healthy dose of paranoia, and I just love it. There's no one else here for me.

[Caryn]

For real, he has a gift for charming people and making them feel special.

Ramona obviously saw through his BS, but she's gone now so...

[Ashley Underwood]

My draft pick makes me happy <3

[Kel]

Ramona had to go, sorry chica. Can't get in the way of Jeffie pie.

And he has so many options as to whom to off next!

[Kel]

Being on the wrong side of a blindside always hurts, but I believe he can pull through!

Okay maybe he can't and I'll just have to pull for. . . oh I dunno. Everyone else makes me roll my eyes.

[Marissa Peterson]

Jeff is my favorite. Not going to lie.

[Courtney]

I went from hating him to totally loving him.

[Kel]

He held onto his idol instead of paranoid playing it! Good spidey senses Jeff!

I would have liked Denise had she acted on your suggestion to her to sell her soul to keep from getting voted out over Keith, but when she didn't pull all the cards out and follow your A+ plan, (and instead got rescued by luck/Keith's imbecility) she got on my shit list. Sorry girlfriend. You have skillz, but not enough.

[Ashley Underwood]

I am waiting for F6 to have a triple idol play imagine that <3

[Kel]

In Jeff's confessional he all sobbing that he doesn't want Angie to leave, and then, *poof* within minutes, Angie discovers an immunity idol. Jeff has magic powers and he doesn't even know it!

[Ashley Underwood]

yasssss <3

[Kel]

Mindfucking Angie and lulling her to think that he's with her until a little last minute sad face, where at that point, she is so drunk and unable to think clearly enough to know that SHE SHOULD PLAY HER FUCKING IDOL OR ALLOW CARTER TO PLAY IT FOR HER AFTER SHE IDIOTICALLY FRICKEN PASSED IT TO HIM. Jeff

It's a game Angie. These people are not your friends, and Jeff was tired in typing in pink.

[Kel]

. I'm totally lost as to why Kimmi is such a big threat.

Everything she could possibly say has to be met with a lot of tandem work with me but I've done it better. Unless I'm completely delusional, I don't see it. If she doesn't mention me in 90% of her pitch in FTC she's lying to them.

Chris was a much bigger threat imo .

Oh Jeff we don't get it either! You have bamboozled them so much into thinking you weren't calling the shots when you actually were! Get to the end and then pull out all the jury stops!! Put kimmie on the jury so she can argue it too!

[Kel]

Carter's right. I think the perception these people have is totally made up. I've pushed and pushed that I'm not a threat so hard that when people start believing it and regurgitating it, I was like HEY you're not supposed to count me out of it completely.

Fuck. this game is doing my head in. I have tried so hard lol ... to have people congratulate one of 2 people left in the game, to have someone tell me to my face that they will not vote for me. fucking ow.

He figured it out! The perception is the one that YOU misted onto the sheep. Now keep your head in the game. These sheep can still be manipulated and unmisted, but let's save that for the final 3. You just gotta play it cool and not desperate sweets. You are all nicely well set up to get to the end for sure, don't reek of desperation now to the point that you get Kimmi and Carter to team up against you!

You can do it. Win immunity and knock Carter out of contention. Then get working on your jury speech.

[Kel]

Getting Carter out, getting to the final 3, knowing that you have to go back to FUN Jeff to get back into the proper mental space to address the jury. Paranoid Jeff needs to stay away from Tribal, because it only reeks of desperation. There are so many people rooting for you, you just don't even know! Now don't be a Stephen Fishback/Amanda here. You are Kim Spradlin and I know you have it in you to show these fools what you have been doing all along!

[Jeff Probst]

<33 Jeff <333

Rooting for you booboo, no matter the outcome, you won the hearts of the lurkers and hosts <3

Also, i think whatever outcome happens will be a good one poetically, but Jeff's the sentimental favorite I think.

[Kel]

JEFF! I didn't stay for all of Tribal, because, well, Christmas weekend, you know. But am speed reading through tribal and comments and you did great! Not the best opening speech in the world tbh (kind of Natalie!), but I feel like you warmed up as you saw what the jury was thinking and started addressing those points really really well. Just like you've done all season - you read people and then kind of respond the way you know they would like to respond. You started de-misting them from all the Goat-Mist you had sprayed on them and I think they are seeing the light now. Kimmi didn't have enough coffee or something and never really understood the strong argument that *she* needed to make. Maybe she just was lulled to sleep by being what seemed like the favorite going in? Tina was just. . . .well, Tina. She lives in her own mental universe.

You got this! You even won over the Probsty Jeff ---- and we know how jealous and braggy he is --- there can only be one Jeff? Nope, he's sharing the name with you proudly!

Good job, Jeff - I hope it was not too stalkery of me to start a <3 thread for you - you just deserved it!

[Jeff]

<3 Kel

<3 this thread

<3 everyone