Day 32 - Final Tribal Council

[Stacey]

Alright, thank you Ramona.


Stacey, care to give everyone the skinny on your thoughts?

A #moment. Anyways, YES!!! Brb in one second fatties!! (And skinnies<3)

[Ramona]

Kimmi, I don't know what to think of you. In the game, you're one of the main reasons I got fucked over. You not wanting to vote out Tina (who could very well win tonight, which might be to you and Jeff's surprise) is what ultimately got Jeff and Debb to flip on Richard, Hayden, and myself. I've seen none of your gameplay besides playing Stacey like a fiddle at nuMadhesi and continuing to play her up until she was voted out. Yet, despite all of this, you were consistently named one of the biggest threats in the game and the biggest threat from original Madhesi. Why? I want you to list your top 3 most strategic move that you yourself made, and I want you to tell me your strategy behind it and how it worked out for you/benefited you.

I kind of expected this from you, since you're probably the person I got to know the least. But fair enough.

First I'll address why I didn't want to vote Tina and fucked you over, as you say. I had no real connection with you, and you expected me to do the same thing to Tina, my former tribemate, that you're saying I'm to blame for Jeff and Debb doing to you. Why should I have voted Tina out then? It did nothing for me but cost me an ally and put me at you guys' mercy. That would have been a bad strategic move, in my opinion.

Anyway, strategic moves.

1) You're probably not going to like this one because it's so general, but as I've said my ultimate strategy was a social one. Yes, being social is a strategy. It was the whole plan behind my game. It opened up options for me and gave me the necessary opportunities to get here. After Stacey got voted out I think it became obvious how social I was and that in part is why I was declared a threat. Which kind of limited my options in terms of strategic gameplay.

2) I addressed this in my opening statement, but I'll say it here too. The round Debb left, I suspected that Chris or Carter had the idol because of the sudden disappearance of the clues. I also suspected that a Tina/Jeff/Debb final 3 was not only a possibility, but an inevitability if one of them didn't leave that night. So, with this suspicion, I told Carter that Chris was the target, and if he won immunity then obviously he would be. The idea was that I'd protect myself from their idol with my idol and eliminate the threat of that potential final 3. And if it didn't work, then Chris or Carter would leave and I would be no worse off than I was before.

3) I think another good strategic move on my part was targeting Stacey at the merge. If nothing else, it was an easy vote to get people to rally behind because some people were kind of put off by her and her bluntness. And it helped confirm who I could trust in the game for at least a little while. Also, I knew that I didn't want to work with you guys, because as I said I had no real connection with you. So if I targeted anyone else other than Stacey, she probably would have come gunning for me right after. And she's something of a firecracker, so she might have actually pulled it off

You had such a great social game yet you admit that you rarely ever talked to me. Hmm....
Thanks. Jeff I'm done.

[Kimmi]

Kimmi, I don't know what to think of you. In the game, you're one of the main reasons I got fucked over. You not wanting to vote out Tina (who could very well win tonight, which might be to you and Jeff's surprise) is what ultimately got Jeff and Debb to flip on Richard, Hayden, and myself. I've seen none of your gameplay besides playing Stacey like a fiddle at nuMadhesi and continuing to play her up until she was voted out. Yet, despite all of this, you were consistently named one of the biggest threats in the game and the biggest threat from original Madhesi. Why? I want you to list your top 3 most strategic move that you yourself made, and I want you to tell me your strategy behind it and how it worked out for you/benefited you.

I kind of expected this from you, since you're probably the person I got to know the least. But fair enough.

First I'll address why I didn't want to vote Tina and fucked you over, as you say. I had no real connection with you, and you expected me to do the same thing to Tina, my former tribemate, that you're saying I'm to blame for Jeff and Debb doing to you. Why should I have voted Tina out then? It did nothing for me but cost me an ally and put me at you guys' mercy. That would have been a bad strategic move, in my opinion.

Anyway, strategic moves.

1) You're probably not going to like this one because it's so general, but as I've said my ultimate strategy was a social one. Yes, being social is a strategy. It was the whole plan behind my game. It opened up options for me and gave me the necessary opportunities to get here. After Stacey got voted out I think it became obvious how social I was and that in part is why I was declared a threat. Which kind of limited my options in terms of strategic gameplay.

2) I addressed this in my opening statement, but I'll say it here too. The round Debb left, I suspected that Chris or Carter had the idol because of the sudden disappearance of the clues. I also suspected that a Tina/Jeff/Debb final 3 was not only a possibility, but an inevitability if one of them didn't leave that night. So, with this suspicion, I told Carter that Chris was the target, and if he won immunity then obviously he would be. The idea was that I'd protect myself from their idol with my idol and eliminate the threat of that potential final 3. And if it didn't work, then Chris or Carter would leave and I would be no worse off than I was before.

3) I think another good strategic move on my part was targeting Stacey at the merge. If nothing else, it was an easy vote to get people to rally behind because some people were kind of put off by her and her bluntness. And it helped confirm who I could trust in the game for at least a little while. Also, I knew that I didn't want to work with you guys, because as I said I had no real connection with you. So if I targeted anyone else other than Stacey, she probably would have come gunning for me right after. And she's something of a firecracker, so she might have actually pulled it off

You had such a great social game yet you admit that you rarely ever talked to me. Hmm....
Thanks. Jeff I'm done.

I don't know what to tell you. I'd say we only had two rounds together, but that'd just be an excuse. I guess we just didn't really click that well.

[Stacey]

OK.

So. This Final Three is extremely fat and very ugly. But anyways, question time.


KIMMI.
Why are you so fat?
Why should I vote for you after you BETRAYED ME?


TINA.
Are you aware that you're very old and fat?
Also. Why should I vote for you?

JEFF.
I have no idea who you are. Um. Why should you be skinny like me?
Why should I vote for you (someone I don't know) to win?

Thanks fatties!!! Look forward to not speaking to you after this. PEACE BINCHES!!!

[Stacey]

Also. To all of you. Name 10 Azealia Banks songs and I'll probably vote for you.

ALSO. Tell me why you're not fat. Or why you are fat. I don't care.

[Jeff]

Hi Stacey. I think this is the first time we've ever talked? Hi, I'm Jeff.

I think you should vote for me because I will RT you on FF?

[Stacey]

Hi Stacey. I think this is the first time we've ever talked? Hi, I'm Jeff.

I think you should vote for me because I will RT you on FF?

This is ugly.

[Ramona]

Hi Stacey. I think this is the first time we've ever talked? Hi, I'm Jeff.

I think you should vote for me because I will RT you on FF?

This is ugly.

[Stacey]

Hi Stacey. I think this is the first time we've ever talked? Hi, I'm Jeff.

I think you should vote for me because I will RT you on FF?

Not to add that I've heard PLENTY of bad stuff about you. !!

[Jeff]

And also because I think Mariah > Nicki?

[Stacey]

And also because I think Mariah > Nicki?

True.

Question. What is Azealia Banks' new album called? Also. Why are you not/are fat?

[Tina]

TINA.
Are you aware that you're very old and fat?
Also. Why should I vote for you?

Hahah!!! Blunt and, well, I guess the thick and the thin of it all is, that I played the best game here. I know I pissed you off more than once, and in fairness you were not the only one I ended up doing this to. But I played with a ruthless streak that noone else in the game seem to be prepared to do. Most people just seemed to want to pick a side and stick to it, for better or worse. But you can';t win as a tribe. Yay! Madhesi got 3 people to the final. So what? Only 1 of us can win, and only 1 of us really went out of their way to twist this game up and shape it as I wanted it shaped, so it best suited me. The trouble that Kimmi and Jeff are having is that they really did noting to really make them stand out. If you want a reason there it is.

I may be fat, but I made sure I was the fattest bitch out here , that noone could miss or ignore if I got to this seat right here.

[Jeff]

Broke with Expensive Taste, duh.

[Kimmi]

KIMMI.
Why are you so fat?
Why should I vote for you after you BETRAYED ME?

Because I like food.

You should vote for me because I had to betray you. From where I was sitting, I didn't really have a good reason to want to work with you. You pretty much just told me how to vote without asking my opinion or getting to know me at all, so I didn't really trust you and I definitely didn't want to just jump into your Rai alliance and follow you guys until my inevitable boot, so I did what I had to and voted for you to further my own game. I'll admit, though. I didn't think you actually liked me. I thought you were just trying to play me, so when you didn't cuss me out after your boot I was caught off guard and actually felt a little bad about it on a personal level. But on a game level, I stood by my decision.

[Stacey]

Broke with Expensive Taste, duh.

i am snatch't. So to add. Why are you not/are fat? Final question. (:

[Stacey]

KIMMI.
Why are you so fat?
Why should I vote for you after you BETRAYED ME?

Because I like food.

You should vote for me because I had to betray you. From where I was sitting, I didn't really have a good reason to want to work with you. You pretty much just told me how to vote without asking my opinion or getting to know me at all, so I didn't really trust you and I definitely didn't want to just jump into your Rai alliance and follow you guys until my inevitable boot, so I did what I had to and voted for you to further my own game. I'll admit, though. I didn't think you actually liked me. I thought you were just trying to play me, so when you didn't cuss me out after your boot I was caught off guard and actually felt a little bad about it on a personal level. But on a game level, I stood by my decision.

I read the first few lines then got really bored and took seflies

[Jeff]

I don't know. I never had to lie to you because you never talked to me. I couldn't have betrayed you because you didn't talk to me.

[Stacey]

TINA.
Are you aware that you're very old and fat?
Also. Why should I vote for you?

Hahah!!! Blunt and, well, I guess the thick and the thin of it all is, that I played the best game here. I know I pissed you off more than once, and in fairness you were not the only one I ended up doing this to. But I played with a ruthless streak that noone else in the game seem to be prepared to do. Most people just seemed to want to pick a side and stick to it, for better or worse. But you can';t win as a tribe. Yay! Madhesi got 3 people to the final. So what? Only 1 of us can win, and only 1 of us really went out of their way to twist this game up and shape it as I wanted it shaped, so it best suited me. The trouble that Kimmi and Jeff are having is that they really did noting to really make them stand out. If you want a reason there it is.

I may be fat, but I made sure I was the fattest bitch out here , that noone could miss or ignore if I got to this seat right here.

Um....,,,, ok! Who is fatter? Jeff or Kimmi?

[Kimmi]

KIMMI.
Why are you so fat?
Why should I vote for you after you BETRAYED ME?

Because I like food.

You should vote for me because I had to betray you. From where I was sitting, I didn't really have a good reason to want to work with you. You pretty much just told me how to vote without asking my opinion or getting to know me at all, so I didn't really trust you and I definitely didn't want to just jump into your Rai alliance and follow you guys until my inevitable boot, so I did what I had to and voted for you to further my own game. I'll admit, though. I didn't think you actually liked me. I thought you were just trying to play me, so when you didn't cuss me out after your boot I was caught off guard and actually felt a little bad about it on a personal level. But on a game level, I stood by my decision.

I read the first few lines then got really bored and took seflies

Ok, I'll tl;dr for you.

I didn't think you actually liked me so I voted for you.

[Stacey]

I don't know. I never had to lie to you because you never talked to me. I couldn't have betrayed you because you didn't talk to me.

did you vote me out. that, IN #THEORY, would make you really obese. Almost as obese as A*gie, Ca*ter, C*ris, and Ric*ard.