by Ramona » Sat Dec 20, 2014 3:26:45 pm
This is beautiful can't wait.
Final 3, I just want to say congratulations. One of you fought your way here, one of you slithered your way here, and one of you got carried here. Whatever type of transportation you took, you made it farther than 17 other people, including myself. It's an accomplishment worth being proud about, great job.
I'd like to start this out by saying there will be no copout responses, which seems to be the trend while reading the Tribal Councils. If you want any of us jurors' votes, you have to stick out. I'll be addressing all of you, and I want a great ass response, Kimmi and Tina.
Kimmi, I don't know what to think of you. In the game, you're one of the main reasons I got fucked over. You not wanting to vote out Tina (who could very well win tonight, which might be to you and Jeff's surprise) is what ultimately got Jeff and Debb to flip on Richard, Hayden, and myself. I've seen none of your gameplay besides playing Stacey like a fiddle at nuMadhesi and continuing to play her up until she was voted out. Yet, despite all of this, you were consistently named one of the biggest threats in the game and the biggest threat from original Madhesi. Why? I want you to list every single strategic move that you yourself made, and I want you to tell me your strategy behind it and how it worked out for you/benefited you.
Jeff, lol omg I've been waiting for this. You are so pathetic. All I've heard from each juror who has walked in is how you've fucked them over. But it's actually quite funny, because this makes you the fuck up. I called you out on your plan to have Madhesi (you, Debb, Kimmi, Tina) be a majority over Rai (Hayden, Richard, myself) which was the reason you voted Stacey. And unsurprisingly, you lied to me. You said that wasn't true, I had it wrong, I was insane, blah blah blah *insert all the shit that you pulled out of your gaping asshole*, but Debb confirmed my suspicions when she came to Ponderosa. You guys trusted Kimmi and Tina over Hay/Rich/Me and wanted to work with them over us. But you guys were "so deeply loyal" to the Kirati5, right? This information also confirms that you were stroking me off right after Stacey left acting so nice and apologizing because you knew I was next. I don't respect that. You're complete scum in this game. You are completely pathetic. And since you made it very clear during our argument that you did not want my vote because you were cocky enough to think that since you had so much game left to play, you could gather everyone else's easily, I will not be voting for you. If my vote is not of any worth to you, then all you did was make my job as a juror so much easier. You are a complete stain on Stranded: Nepal.
Tina, what the fuck have you even done? And I mean besides being completely fake to everyone in this game so that they could carry you to the end? Literally all you've ever done was hide behind everyone and completely avoid playing the game. Every question you were ever asked you ran around it so you could avoid truly answering. This doesn't just hold true for at Tribal Councils, but in personal messages as well. "Tina, how do you feel about this person?" *insert 25 paged essay on why you are so happy to be playing this game and how much of a disadvantage it was to come in late because you replaced the original Tina*. "Tina, who are you voting for?" *insert 32 paragraphs on why you love everyone here and why it's going to be so hard to vote anyone out and 1 paragraph which is completely irrelevant to gameplay*. Like what kind of fucking strategy is this? What kind of strategy is flipping tribal after tribal? What kind of strategy is being a goat, when you know nobody respects that shit? The only defense I can make for you is that you shaped this season into what it's become. Now, that could very well be labeled "complete shit" because it wasn't that exciting looking from the outside in, but either way, you did single-handedly shape it. Please give me a 5 paragraph explanation on why you deserve even one single vote from the jury. This shouldn't be a problem for you.
